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Here is a blog where I post links to things I've been reading on the web. From time to time I'll also add comments. And I invite comments from anyone out there. Comment on the readings, comment on the comments, comment on my comments. Fly at it!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

The pizza man cometh

Domino's Pizza Tracker is now online. You can track any pizza that you have ordered for delivery from the moment that you place the order to the time it leaves the shop. Why would you want to do that?

Fast Times, in their article Cheesy Goodness satirically suggests that the service is being done to reduce buyer anxiety. Yes, people become anxious about when their pizza will arrive. If it's been 32 minutes since they ordered, they panic.

To me, this is a sign of a society gone nuts. We are so stressed out and so desperate to have control over something in our lives. I don't know how I'll pay off the credit card that this pizza is being charged to, but I know to the tenth of a second when my pie has been sliced and boxed. I'm safe; I've got it under control.

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Monday, May 05, 2008

The Law is an Ass, Again

Drugs offender keeps £4.5m after 30 barristers refuse to take case - Times Online

In England, a drug dealer found himself unable to afford a lawyer because the Crown had seized the £4.5m he had earned through the sale of drugs. Legal aid barristers refused to act on his behalf because they said the mandatory government fee was too low. The man represented himself in a court hearing set to determine what was to be done with his money. The judge declared the pusher acquitted because he lacked proper legal representation. The money was returned to him. He walked out of the court a free man and a millionaire.

Dickens, in Oliver Twist , has a character declare that the law is an ass if it says that a wife always acts under her husband's direction. The law has found a new way to be assinine.

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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Grow a mind--read some books that have been translated into English

The British Booktrust has put up a web site dedicated to books translated into English. Particularly interesting is a page of “Top tens”. The lists include “10 Far east and South-East Asian novels in translation” and “10 novels in translation from the Spanish diaspora”. Shamefully, there are no lists of poetry in translation.
The site is heavily dependent on “Bloomsbury Good Reading Guide to World Fiction (Bloomsbury Good Reading Guide)” (A&C Black).

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

You have to be an idiot not to watch TED Talks

TED: Ideas worth spreading
TED is short for Technology, Entertainment, Design. It is an annual conference, held in various places around the world. Leading thinkers are invited to give an 18 minute “talk of their lives.”
The web site has links to 200 such talks. They are magnificent, brilliant, wonderful.
For a DVD of the 2007 conference, check out “The Future We Will Create: Inside the World of TED” (Daphne Zuniga, Steven Latham)

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Monday, April 28, 2008

This is what capitalism is all about

“Free Tibet” flags are being manufactured in a factory in China's Guangdong province. I wouldn't want to be the salesperson who closed that deal.
The Chinese should look on the bright side and view those protest rallies that are receiving worldwide tv coverage as free advertising for their products. What next? Dalai Lama bobble head dolls?

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Head scratching time

Artists hosting head lice for show
A group of seven German artists are “hosting” head lice as part of an art exhibition in an Israeli museum. They are wearing shower caps to prevent the lice from spreading. Perhaps the lice will create an itch sufficient to cause the artists to scratch. The scratching might stimulate some blood flow, which in turn could, possibly, reach the brains of these artists, and maybe, just maybe raise their IQ's above the submoron level at which they are now operating.

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But, is it art? Or narcissism?

WSJ.com carries an op-ed piece by Michael J. Lewis which questions the manner in which art is being taught at Yale and other universities these days. He lights on a most extreme case--a woman who uses self-induced miscarriages as performance art.
Lewis' thesis is quite commonplace: that an apprentice artist should study “the tradition” before moving on to experimental art. His example is, to put it mildly, astounding. Aliza Shvarts, the artist in question, claims to be challenging the “reality of miscarriage” as it exists as a “linguistic” construction. By turning miscarriage into “art” she thinks she is taking away the power of those who use the word's negative connotations to control people. What will happen to our vocabulary of disapproval, should this trend continue? Are rape, murder, bigotry merely linguistic constructs? Can art really make them go away?

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Is this the 12th century?

The corpse of a Catholic saint, Padre Pio, who has been dead for forty years has been dug up and will be on display in a glass coffin in the Italian town of Foggia. Apparently a plastic mask, made from a cast of his face, will be involved in the display.

The Times of London “Faith Central” page (see link above) comments on the role of relics and the “veneration of sacred remains.” It all seems creepy and regressive to me. Can faith be brought to life by a corpse?

Pio was an object of controversy and was even banished from teaching for a time.

In his life, Padre Pio was reputed to smell like flowers and to have the ability to be in two places at the same time. He was also reputed to have had stigmata on his palms. “The Pierced Priest” as one book calls him, was also accused of having had intimate relations with women. That's the first claim about him that I can readily believe.

Padre Pio is the subject of numerous books. There is a “Top Ten Books about Padre Pio” list available on Amazon and you can buy medals, keychains and other item online at the Padre Pio Gift Shop. He makes a good living for a dead guy.

Brewer must stop using 'Legal Weed' bottle caps

The caption 'legal weed“ cannot be used on the caps of a beer made in Weed, California. This ruling from the US Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau was made to protect consumers from being ”mislead“ about the contents of the beer. In other words, so that they would not think it contained marijuana.

The decision is indicative of how the little guy, in this a microbrewery, is subjected to excessive, and unjustified, regulation which is not applied to larger companies. The same federal agency has not, to date, ordered Budweiser to stop using ”this Bud's for you“ as a slogan.

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

This is some deal

Pakistan Taleban praise release, runs the BBC headline. The Pakistani government has released an elderly militant after several years in prison in the hope that he will return to his faction and broker some sort of peace deal.
His followers welcome his release and say they will stop fighting with the Pakistani government when President Musharraf resigns, the government stops being pro-American, Islamic law is enforced in the tribal areas, and NATO leaves Afghanistan. Thank goodness they are so flexible.

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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Fistfight at Jesus' Tomb

BBC NEWS says that a fight broke out between priests from the Greek and Armenian Orthodox churches near the tomb of Jesus. Worshippers were gathered for Orthodox Palm Sunday celebrations when the fracas occurred.

Unconfirmed reports are that it all began with one priest accusing another of being “slow on the draw” when it came to buying the next round of communion wine. Things escalated to beard pulling and comments of “so's your bishop”. Police were beaten back by palm frond waving parishioners. Order was eventually restored. Two priests face charges of aggravated schismaticism.

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Saturday, April 19, 2008

Only in Canada, eh?

The May issue of Reason Magazine has an essay on the enforcement of human rights legislation in Canada which highlights the law's foolish attempt to enshrine “niceness” as a legal concept. Any publication that “is likely to expose a person or class of persons to hatred or contempt” is illegal.

In more than one film Indiana Jones mutters, “Nazis, I hate those guys.” Ban the film if a Nazi is offended? A jihadist blows up a Canadian soldier in Afghanistan? Ban any newspaper editorial that might make a jihadist's kid feel bad about mom or dad's career choices? This past hockey season the Canucks sucked. There, I said it. Their coach sucked worst of all. There, I said something that holds an identifiable person up to contempt. Sue me; throw me in jail. I'm not nice.

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Radio Deliro: c'est ci bon

One of the joys of the internet is the tons of free music, video, and entertainment that it contains. One of my favourite things is Radio Deliro. What makes this music source so interesting, aside from the music, is that it is the personal radio station of Roland Moreno, a French inventor and writer. And Moreno has hired a personal musical programmer to select pieces that reflect his taste. How cool is that.
The station specialises in pre-1970s jazz and blues, French pop, and Bach. Give it a listen.

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Perfume bloggers are raising a stink

The New York Times reports that major perfume companies are unhappy that their product has become the subject of several specialized blogs. The parfumeries seem to want to limit descriptions of their scents to their own marketing materials. Apparently some bloggers have been faced with lawsuits. The corporate people making these decisions must live in caves.

Once again, it is a case of corporate trogs not understanding that the world has changed. The kind of control they might have exercised once upon a time is long gone. All their lawsuits will bring is negative comments in blogs that focus on stupid business decisions. Instead of shutting perfume sites down, manufacturers should be sending them free samples.

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

A tale of lost innocence

BBC NEWS | Middle East | Yemeni child bride gets divorce
An eight year old child ran away from her husband and took a taxi to a judge's office to demand a divorce. The judge granted an annulment, which gave her certain legal options which a divorce did not.

The story and all its details are appalling. The “husband” had used threats of violence against the child's father to get him to agree to the “marriage”. The ex-husband, a man in his twenties, said that the marriage had been consummated.

What incredible courage on the part of the victim! To run away and go before a judge, in a patriarchal country where women have far fewer rights than males. The saddest comment comes from an uncle who has taken the girl in: “She is looking forward to going back to primary school as soon as possible.”

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Redeeming Iran

Death threats against Shirin Ebadi, Iranian nobel laureate, have become so frequent that the president of Iran has ordered special protection for her and her family. Ebadi won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2003 for her defense of human rights and political freedom.

The Nobel Laureate says that those who would kill her do not hate her personally, they just hate her ideas. Of course, Iran's leaders despise everything she espouses. They would like to see her silenced, but they need to maintain the pretense that Iran is a country worthy of its most illustrious citizen. Her autobiography is titled “Iran Awakening: One Woman's Journey to Reclaim Her Life and Country” .


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I went to Montreal in a cheap car and all I got was this lousy poutine

Oil prices approach $114 and rice hits a record high. Two headlines from the BBC web site.

CBC National news had a story tonight about a family that will be cutting back on its vacation travel because of the high price of gasoline. The father said, rather wistfully, that they would have to confine themselves to short trips to Montreal. Additionally, the family has purchased a midsized sedan instead of an SUV.

At the same time, the price of rice, a food staple in much of the world, has reached a record high. Poor people in Asian countries will go hungry. SUV's and vacations are not among their aspirations.

North Americans will switch to ethanol. The price of rice and other grains will go up even more. Johnny will get to go to Disneyland. A child in Asia will die.

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Monday, April 14, 2008

Oz never did give nothing to the tin man

BBC NEWS is reporting that Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2-D2 in the Star Wars movies, is recovering in hospital after a health crisis. I wish him a speedy and full recovery.
I'm surprised and puzzled. For one thing, I always thought R2-D2 was some kind of puppet manipulated by puppeteers off camera. Second, why would the same man be hired for all of the movies? It's not as if we could see his face or hear his voice. Anybody could have been in there, as long as he met the height requirement. Finally, is what Mr. Baker did really “acting”. Did he learn lines? Did he express himself facially or vocally? Wasn't he really just a stage hand moving a prop about a movie set?

There is something sad about the thought of someone hiding in a robot costume through six feature length films becoming famous, even though no one in the audience knows his face or voice. America's song about the tin man ends with the pathetic plea “So please believe in me.” More people believe in R2-D2 than believe in Kenny Baker.

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

On “wittiness” in Shakespeare and grouchiness in me

For Christmas I was given the RSC Complete Works of Shakespeare. My plan is to read one play per month and, in about three years, to have experienced the Shakespeare canon.

The first section of the volume contains the comedies. Thus far I have read four, and am finding myself consistently irritated by those short scenes in which minor characters reveal important plot points while indulging in witty banter. The puns, double entendres, and deliberate misunderstandings are really getting under my skin.

The problem, I think, is that I am too apt to read for information and plot development. I want to get through the language to extract detail, but Shakespeare wants me to also savour the language, enjoy the wit.

In this age of cell phones and email, we are losing the ability to hear the tones in what is being said. The problem is more serious than just the loss of a witty turn of phrase. We are losing subtlety, depth, and, ultimately, the skill to understand what the other person is really saying and to make ourselves understood by others.

Information comes to us in many forms. “Just the facts” is but a small part of what we need to know.

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Saturday, April 12, 2008

If you have a brain you should read Racalicious

Racalicious is a blog about the intersection of race and pop culture.” That's how it describes itself. It's smart, insightful, brave, and just a little ahead of its time, only because most of us are behind where we should be.

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Help, it's been a hard day's night

Times Online reports that Heather Mills has verbally attacked her former spouse, Sir Paul McCartney, on a British talk show. Mills also criticized the judge in her divorce case and admitted to throwing water at Sir Paul's lawyer, commenting that the dousing improved her hairdo. This woman has been given custody of a child?

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

The force is not with her

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have a worldwide reputation for honour and valor. Today, the Parliament of Canada has cited the Deputy Commissioner of the RCMP, Barbara George, with contempt of Parliament. For you non-Canadians, this means that the number two person in our national police force has been called a liar by our politicians. Her punishment could include anything from censure to jail time, though the latter is highly unlikely.

The situation invites all sorts of sarcasm. Politicians accusing someone else of dishonesty? A cop lying on the stand?

George, who comes across as not the brightest bulb in the lighting store, is quoted as saying that this episode had affected her job prospects. Do ya think, eh?

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The left, the right, and the ugly

So, Silvio Berlusconi claims that right-wing female politicians are better looking than leftist female politicians. Opposition leaders accuse him of being sexist. Stupid and superannuated also spring to mind as appropriate adjectives.

Here in North America there seems to be a cadre of blondish, tough, right wing women who like to appear on tv news talk programs to bash feminists, support the war in Iraq, and generally show off how well a woman can do if she marries right (and rich). The odd down market individual such as Nancy Grace can also make the cut, as long as she is tough on something. And blonde.

I must confess that I find such right of center political dominatrices fascinating. I wouldn't vote for the people they support, but I do like the way they, like Berlusconi, reveal the appearance-driven, substance poor nature of most right wing ideologues.

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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

You can't catch AIDS from an airplane

My home town is in the news because a foolish security guard didn't want to let members of an AIDS support group board a plane. The flight was delayed for an hour, and at one point the pilot was called in to talk to the passengers. Once he understood the situation, he apologised and the flight got under way.

The apologies are now flowing from the airline, WestJet and from the airport security company, Garda. I can only imagine the pain that this guard's ignorance caused the people involved.

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The Cult of the Hierarch

I'm half way through reading The Cult of the Amateur by Andrew Keen. To my mind it's a breathlessly hysterical monument to dead ideas, to borrow the critic Walter Raleigh's characterization of Paradise Lost. Keen is terribly upset that untutored, and inevitably unscrupulous, amateurs are polluting our culture by publishing blogs, uploading videos to youtube.com and in general practicing culture without a license.

Keen comes across as a defender of hierarchy and of vested interests. He is obsessed with authority. He exposes a touchingly naive belief in the objectivity and honesty of the print media. He seems to hate satire, invention, irreverence, or just plain fun.

One of the movie channels was playing a rerun of Amadeus last night. There is a scene in which Mozart is told by the fawning hangers on of the Emperor Josephy II that he cannot write an opera based on “The Marriage of Figaro”. The play is vulgar, it would undercut authority, it would cause dissension between the classes--those were the objections raised. Truth be told, they were afraid of anything new, anything that might threaten their positions in society.

Keen's book sounds like the work of someone who is afraid for his position and for the system he relies upon for an income.

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Monday, April 07, 2008

Jackson Pollock was our first satellite imaging device

Apple's download site is offering a free widget that displays satellite images from Environment Canada. The kinds of pictures that you can view with this widget or with Google Earth, put me in mind of the most intense experience I have ever had of a work of art.

It was October 2001 and I was in New York, at the Museum of Modern Art, to be exact. For some reason, I sat down on a bench in front of a Jackson Pollock painting--I don't recall the name of it. At first, as I looked at it, all I saw was a chaotic surface. Then, as I continued to look, the piece took on a depth, an infinite depth it seemed. At some point I had the sensation that the room had pivoted and that I was hovering over the painting, viewing it from space. The longer I looked, the more I felt drawn into its cavernous depths. Finally, I had to pull back, back to earth, to reality, to myself.

It would be absurd to say that Pollock “anticipated” Google Earth, but I don't think it is farfetched to think that he created something that appeals to a seemingly innate need people have to look at things from a different angle and to learn more about the world by putting it in a new context.

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Sunday, April 06, 2008

For God's sake go!

The Times of London has an article about Robert Mugabe's latest attempt to stave off the inevitable and hold on to power in Zimbabwe. The man has lost the election, even after he used government-controlled police and broadcasters, and widely reported voter fraud, in an attempt to steal it. What does it take to get a dictator out of power?
Zimbabwe is at the point of moving from a pseudo-democracy, to possibly becoming a real one. Will there have to be a second revolution, with all its attendant loss of life and property, or will the ballot box results be sufficient to move Mugabe out of office? We are seeing a defining moment in the history of Africa. A moment that could change a continent and the world.

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Reading Hazlitt is like an Aqua Velva Slap

I've been reading a used copy of Table Talk by William Hazlitt that I picked up somewhere. It's apparently out of print, which is a pity, because I'm finding it very enjoyable. Amazon does offer his Selected Writings.
Hazlitt was active at the height of the Romantic period of English literature and his essays reflect the outlook of the age wonderfully.
Today, we are too loaded down with “theoretical perspectives” and knowledge of our “implication” in various types of evil systems to be able to write with the enthusiasm and optimism that he shows. Here he is on the joys of reading and thinking, from his essay “On the Past and Future”:

How many ideas and trains of sentiment, long and deep and intense, often pass through the mind in only one day's thinking or reading, for instance! How many such days are there in a year, how many years in a long life, still occupied with something interesting, still recalling some old impression, still recurring to some difficult question and making progress in it, every step accompanied with a sense of power, and every moment conscious of 'the hight endeavour or the glad success'; for the mind seizes only in that which keeps it employed and is wound up to a certain pitch of pleasurable excitement or lively solicitude by the necessity of its own nature.

Try getting that kind of humanism into a modern refereed journal.
In another essay, “On Genius and Common Sense,” he tells of someone who had been charged with treason who “retired soon after into Wales to write an epic poem”. That's some spunk.
Wikipedia has a good entry on him.

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Is Blogging dangerous to your health?

According to the New York Times, Writers Blog Till They Drop . The title is misleading. Unlike smoking, blogging does not, in and of itself, kill people. The real problem lies in the work habits of the bloggers, the stress levels they experience, and the economic model in which they work.
After some horror stories about recent deaths and a heart attack among the blogging fraternity, the Times turns its attention to the work life of the typical blogger. The description makes blogging sound like a twenty-first century version of New Grub Street ,the George Gissing novel about exploited hack writers in Victorian English. From the Times' point of view, naive writers, pursuing dreams of wealth and fame allow themselves to be drawn into a world of over work and anxiety. Often these innocents are exploited by unscrupulous publishers who pay them “on a sliding bonus scale that rewards success with a demand for even more work”.
In response, the Web Worker Daily describes the Times depiction of blogging as “one-deimensional” and offers links to articles about handling the blogger's lifestyle.

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